When I wake up in the morning, my very first thought is: “I’m SO gonna behave myself today.”
And after that: “Momma needs a cocktail.”
More than anything else, I care about helping people discover how to use adult beverages to improve their looks, health, and life.
In my world, having unreasonable amounts of fun is an absolute necessity. New shoes run a close second.
Being crazy-busy is overrated, but boredom is a definite NO.
Striving to be cuter/smarter/funnier/cooler than everyone you know is totally reasonable.
When I die, I want to be remembered as the person who took the taboos out of booze, and who inspired others to drink their way to better health too.
Because at the end of the day, having it all is all that really matters.