Rule Thirty-Four: Act Like A Beast

You have probably spent your adult years laboring under the assumption that loud, aggressive girls were the more promiscuous, whereas their timid sisters wanted nothing more than to escape notice. Nothing could be farther from the truth. As Sir Joshua Reynolds said: “Men are like certain animals, who will feed only when there is but little provender, and that got at with difficulty through the bars of a rack; but refuse to touch it when there is an abundance before them.” Girls are taught this from a very young age, and learn to behave accordingly. For instance, see that little wallflower over there in the shadows all alone? Don’t let her shy exterior betray her motives: she is begging for your kisses. Push the gregarious vixen off your lap and go get her! Feed, man!

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